America Dude!America by ForgottonKeyblade
He's gotta be the hero!
But he's so lazy.
He's the absolute best!
But... All he eats is fast food.
That's what makes him so great!
I really don't think you get it...
My Little Pony Theory: Pinkie PiePinkie lived in a tiny little village with her grandmother. They were as close as close could be. Her Grannie taught her everything she knew. Even magic. Pinkie's Grannie, or Grannie Pie, dabbled in black magic, and taught Pinkie all of it (hence why she can teleport to random spots, appear in the most random of places, etc.). Everything was fine, as long as no pony found out what they were practicing. One day, Pinkie accidentally let the secret slip. At school, no less. Every pony stared at her, mouths gaping open with shock. Realizing what she had done, she ran home as fast as she could. She told Grannie Pie what had happened. Afterwards, Grannie Pie told Pinkie not to worry, though on the inside, she was fraught with worry herself. What would she do to save her darling granddaughter from certain danger? Suddenly, she heard an angry crowd outside. Upstairs, Pinkie was looking out the window. She saw the crowd, and began bawling. Seeing all of the angry ponies yelling such harsh thingMy Little Pony Theory: Pinkie Pie by ForgottonKeyblade